First Time For Everything??!

Cat bliss
Cat bliss (Photo credit: @Doug88888)

 

Hello my fellow lovely bored out of your freaking mind readers!!!   I have had the most amazing moment cross my path and I just had to share it with you all. I’ve had this moment gracefully last since Dec 8 of 2011. I’ve been blessed enough to wake up and see this moment still every day of my wonderful life. This song has been in my head all morning and I have my own reasons for doing so, but I will be changing some of the words for my own little world of amusement at the end of this writing piece today. (Wink)   So without further ado (I’ve always wanted to say that… teehee)   Looking for Love (In All the Wrong Places)   Johnny Lee

 

well I spent a lifetime looking for you

 

Singles bars and good time lovers were never true

 

Playin a fools game hoping to win

 

And telling those sweet lies and losing again

 

 

Chorus

 

I was looking for love in all the wrong places

 

Looking for love in too many faces

 

Searching their eyes looking for traces of

 

What I’m dreaming of

 

hoping to find a friend and a lover

 

I’ll bless the day I discover

 

another heart ,looking for love.

 

 

and I was alone then no love in site

 

I did everything I could to get me through the night

 

I Don’t know where it started or where it might end

 

I’d turn to a stranger just like a friend.

 

 

cause I was looking for love in all the wrong places

 

Looking for love in too many faces

 

Searching their eyes looking for traces of

 

 

What I’m dreaming of

 

hoping to find a friend and a lover

 

I’ll bless the day I discover

 

another heart ,looking for love.

 

 

then You came a knocking at my hearts door

 

You’re everything I been looking for

 

 

there’s No more looking for love in all the wrong places

 

Looking for love in too many faces

 

Searching their eyes lookin for traces

 

what I’m dreaming of

 

Now that I found a friend and a lover

 

god bless the day I discovered

 

You oh you looking for love

 

 

in all the wrong places

 

 

in too many faces

 

Searching their eyes lookin for traces

 

of what I’m dreaming of

 

Now that I found a friend and a lover

 

god bless the day I discovered

 

You oh you looking for love

 

 

in all the wrong places

 

in too many faces

 

Searching their eyes lookin for traces

 

of what I’m dreaming of

 

Now that I found a friend and a lover

 

So anyone who pay a lick of attention to my little blibber blabber that I come up with, knows that song comes from my heart and goes to a person that fell into my life and stole my heart without any chance of fighting it or realizing it until I was kissed on the lips and swept off my feet. You know you have a very deep and seriously passionate love for or with someone when you can be mid love making session and have the most embarrassing moment arrive at the most opportune time. (no… not a queef) *blush* When you have three wonderfully behaved pups in your room and you have to hold your breath to keep your sounds down and mouth shut so that the dogs don’t start singing along with you, until all of a sudden; you can’t take it anymore and you scream (happily of course) … LMAO!!!! What happens next you say? Three wonderfully behaved pups start howling to your scream!!! Oh yeah and not quietly either. If it wasn’t bad enough to have 3 little furballs trying to get into your mojo when you have happy time sneaking into a whole other realm of possibilities in the dark… (major turn off by the way, but funny as F!@#) *side note* (I found out you can only hold your breath from laughing at the furballs fighting their way in for so long before you start finding creative ways to chuck said furball across the room… to keep from interrupting “the moment”) So now that this experience has taken it’s toll plenty of times and the art of furball throwing has become quite the skill… even if you have to resort to using your toes.  (no furballs were harmed during these desperate actions *snort snort giggle giggle with fingers crossed*) The sound of a flying furball clutching on for dear life while finding footing again chimes so well with screams of ecstasy and furthermore becomes a mental challenge which are always healthy. Now there’s the awesome pups that are not only sleeping happily in their little wire abode’s, but get awaken by fists of thunder hitting the wall, sweet aromas that fill the air, and of course the delightful off key music notes coming from human mouths. How well can you hold your composure? How long can you hold your breath? How much can you take until finally…

 

feeling the zerberts in all the wrong places

 

feeling the zerberts in too many spaces

 

Searching her eyes looking for traces of

 

What she’s been dreading of

 

hoping to find a friend and a lover

 

she’ll bless the day she discovers

 

another heart ,accepting of zerberts.

 

 

Ok.. so I feel better now that I got that out!!! So if you can handle the furballs in creepy little places, then you can handle the pups howling their graces, then you can handle the forbidden obnoxious 5 0 knocks on the door, well then you can handle any type of wonderful well-timed disturbances during your absolutely well needed and well deserved time together (happy time). Now keep in mind these pups being 7 months old don’t know any better when mommy screams except “she might need help”. Also keep in mind claws always find their way into the most uncomfortable spots when you least expect it… especially when they are unexpectedly taking a profound flying leap onto the nearest coffee table. Who know that’s where they wanted to go all of a sudden?   That’s some serious love and passion that can with stand that kind of perfect moment! I can proudly say I have experienced this type of love and I’ve gotten real good at defending my territory from the said furballs somewhere between 1 and 9 years old. The pups however is a whole new balls game! I either have to become accustomed to losing my concentration and offering the best zerberts love can buy in every unwanted fashion possible or I need to pick a time when the kids aren’t up, the pups are out, the furballs are sleeping, the neighbors aren’t home or at least ignoring us as usual, and of course work is not a subject of the morning. That sounds easy enough right? Don’t mind the red face that pops up out of the darkness or the red face that comes up from the pillow, that’s all roll play for …. (Mother F@#$%^&!!!!! What a mood kill) The following giggles are not fake and may end up in a complete zerbert face explosion… Licking discretion is Advised!!!   First time for everything!!! LMAO!!!!